This newly wed couple was on there honeymoon, and the groom took off
his pants threw them over to his wife and said try these on. She put them on and said man these are too big for me. The groom
said that's right and don't you forget it. So she took off her pants and threw them over to the groom and said put these on.
He got them about up to his knees and said I can't get into your pants. She said that's right and you won't if you don't change
LORD GRANT ME
THE SERENITY TO
ACCEPT THE THINGS
I CANNOT CHANGE,
THE THINGS I CAN,
AND THE WISDOM
TO HIDE THE BODIES
OF THOSE PEOPLE
I HAD TO KILL
PISSED ME OFF.
BODY'S DESIRE TO
CHOKE THE LIVING
SHIT OUT OF SOME
ASS HOLE WHO
SAINTS FOOTBALL JOKE
They had this cajun man down in hell sitting on a rock just smilling,
and the devil walked by sweating, and said why are you so happy you're not hot. The man said nope it feels like a nice July
day. So the devil walks over to the thermastat and cranks it up half way. Then he walks back over to the man and said your
still not hot. The man said no it still feals like a nice July day. So the devil walks back over to the thermastat and cranks
it all the way up. So he walks back over to the man and said your still not hot. The man said it's getting a little warmer
but it still feels nice. So the devil walks over to the thermastsat and kicks it so hard that it blows up. Then he walks back
over to the man and said it's freezing why are you smiling. The man said with a grin hell has done froze over. SO THE SAINTS
MUST OF WON THE SUPEVOWL!!!
When I got to the casino, I see the most ridiculous sign
that says, "If you have a gambling problem call 1-800-GAMBLE."So I call them and say I have an six and a ace. The dealer has
a seven. What do I do?
Seen on a Coast Guard bumper sticker. "Support Search and
When I tell people that I am an explosive ordnance disposal
technian, I usually need to go into further detail about what I do. Once I was with my eight year old son when I was explaining
my job to someone. "I defuse live Bonbs" I said. "Yeah," my son added. "If you see him running you better catch up!!"
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